1 — Birds
2 — Police Squad!
2 — Wrong tool
3 — As creepy as I am
4 — Fuck!
5 — You’re so fascinating
6 — Kate Bush arms
7 — Chill guitarist
8 — Keytar spin
9 — Excuse my french
10 — Dancing arms
11 — Our twelve points go to…
12 — Doctor’s office
13 — Off my back
14 — To our first and only customer
15 — You want to smooch me
16 — Fighting words
17 — Dead eyeing
18 — Oh the hell with it
19 — Extinguishers
20 — I feel so very uncomfortable
21 — What do you mean “bad”?
22 — Very large cheesy pizza
23 — Starring: Leslie Nielsen
24 — Really proud of myself
25 — Plan B
26 — What’ve you done Jack?
27 — Real words
28 — Go get her
29 — Ostentatious
30 — Also starring: Alan North