April 25th
Confusion
Light jacket
Not too hot
Perfect date
You want to smooch me
Very large cheesy pizza
Ostentatious
Miserable, grumpy elitist
I would so love to hurt you right now
I’m confused
Guns
Easy to talk to
Celery
Can we say lesbians?
You go, girl
She’s kicking his ass
Is this you not arguing?
Martini
How you doin’
More fluffy
My IQ just dropped ten points
Proud of my breasts
Fall
Can you really be this superficial?
Good show, everybody
Gracie Lou Freebush
And then that mouth
Ugh, girl talk
I’m with him
I’m gliding here
Gun
I am the best
Clapping
Fake crying
Slap
I quit, here and now
A lot of rage
World peace
I will do whatever you want me to do
Wolf whistle
Come on, muffin!
Bagel
I had no idea
Crazed perfectionist
Doesn’t inspire much confidence
I was distracted
There are no words
You’re under arrest
Both painful and grotesque
Have I offended you in some way?
Second runner-up
Don’t mess with me
I am somewhat less than amused
Mustang Sally
My God, I am good
Now I’m thinking
Try not to speak
Uplift
Why dont you stun gun yourself?
Faint
Beating
You think I’m gorgeous
You are the crown
She’s Miss United States