1 — Fully operational
1 — The battle for the planet
2 — 6.4, whoof!
2 — Hooray for Earth!
3 — Tell him about the Twinkie
3 — Roll around on the floor
4 — Fake crying
4 — Give me all the meat!
5 — Keys
5 — Package
6 — The manager
6 — Laughing
7 — Flip
7 — Space cannon
8 — One job
8 — Lemony fresh victory
9 — All hair gel and fancy loafers
9 — Cleaning
10 — The perfect movie
10 — Somebody needs a hug
11 — Slap
11 — I am an Invader!
12 — Owner being beaten
12 — Space meat!
13 — Stick
13 — Destroy them with pepper!
14 — Bonne chance
14 — prepare yourselves for destruction
15 — Supreme importance
15 — Oooh! Neat!
16 — Look at us
16 — So. Much. Filth.
17 — Shall we play a game?
17 — Destroy you
18 — I quit, here and now
18 — Greasy burger man
19 — Target practice
19 — Your organs, in danger
20 — Vase
20 — Horrible
21 — Why won’t you let me be happy?
21 — Hideous blob
22 — What a savings
22 — Full of organs
23 — Full Commonwealth regulation volume
23 — Pencil
24 — Global thermonuclear war
24 — Reporters
25 — A lot of rage
25 — Inferior human organs
26 — Who are you
26 — Phone
27 — Book
27 — Organ I.D.
28 — Will there be biscuits
28 — Faster, my pig
29 — Explain, as you would a child
29 — You smell like feet!
30 — Slap
30 — There is none so worthy as Zim!
31 — Playing a game with us
31 — Lay eggs